The Book of Gillisis
An email I received from a friend:
I’m not a religious person, but I was browsing the Old Testament the other day and came across this. Thought you might be interested…
First Gillis made the Canucks. And the fans lives were without form and void and darkness was upon their faces. And God said, “Let there be a great regular season”; and there was the President’s Trophy. And God saw that the President’s Trophy was good; and God (for some reason) separated the Hawks from the Stars and called it a 1st Round Series. And God said “Let there be a firmament in the midst of the water and let it be frozen and covered in lines and circles; and it was so….
…And after 3 wins and 3 losses God blessed the Canucks and said to them, “Be fruitful and multiply your goals and fill the Hawks net with pucks and subdue them with bodychecks and have dominion over the fish of the sea (sharks?) and over the birds of the sky (HAWKS!)…” … And God said “Behold, I have given you a dastardly team to crush….”…
…The story continues with …
…So God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Mike Gillis, and while he slept took one of his ribs and closed…. … and the rib which the Lord God had taken from the man he made Sami Salo whole again with which to smite the Predators…
